Since I launched this site my phone rang 63 times.
I only answered 4 calls.
Would you like to know why?
When you rang I was:
Inflicting exquisite torture and sensory deprivation
Having my cock sucked
Taking a Martial arts classes and pumping iron
In the shower shaving my cunt
Switching in a ” the loser takes it” wrestling match
Rowing a boat on the river
With my fist up a tight wet hole
Spitting on and bitch slapping a loveable swine
Being tied up and spanked
Having executive lunches and exquisite dinners
Dressing up and stripping down a greedy slut
At the V& A “Shoes: Pleasure and Pain” exhibition
Caning a very naughty adult school boy
Watching Patty Smith
Pinning down and face sitting on a hansom athlete
On a roller coaster
Pissing in ready mouths
Reading China Mieville
Riding a human pony
Dancing under the stars
Winning an identity annihilation and anal invasion marathon
I realise you are eager. And am certain that some callers were disappointed and disheartened.
This is why I explicitly asked you to first communicate in writing.
No doubt I would thoroughly enjoy meeting some of you mysterious callers. So, kindly follow instructions and text or email to arrange a time to talk.